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Re-Opening the Cheese vs. BJs Debate

7 Apr

GW is even confused on this.

There has been a debate that has troubled the very core of brolosophy for the past few years. Its question is simple but the consequences are complicated.  What would you rather give up for life: cheese or blowjobs.  Now, before you jump the gun and try to seem like a champ by immediately saying you would rather give up cheese, think about this for a while.  Could you imagine a world without cheese? Is that the world you want to live in? Fuck no.

The debate centers around one crucial variable: How hot is the chick? If I have the opportunity to cop some dome from a true dime like Larissa Riquelme for the rest of my existence then yeah I’d give up cheese.  But, if its from some hoss like this then na, I’ll hoard my cheese and live in peace. Let’s just say for the sake of this argument that the chick who will be slobbing on your knob is the most average girl you can think of.  Like this fine lady (Ok if this chick had longer hair she is out of my league, but it’s the best I could do).

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